crime. blog neglect.

welcome back...i'll ease you back in with a vigilante in brooklyn.

the boot.

quality control ruined my favorite bit of the bread... thanks a lot... now there's only one boot

7th grade activity.

there's something about this gal that makes you feel less lonely at the bar... not because she's lonely...but the person who spent the time doing this must be.

$3.99 shirts lead to this.

you know when something just gets you and you almost pee your pants? exhibit a.

picasso the turtle.

there was a fifth ninja turtle that didn't quite cut it... he works at home depot in queens now.

love in all materials.

even in the dirtiest of city you can find love.

yeah guy. you go, guy.

call me crazy but i think.... i think.... the trophy says it all.

chemical plant worker?

bet you wish you had a car right about now huh garbage bag?

neighbor repellent.

so this is how it went down... neighbors = assholes that climb up the fire escape that is adjacent to my bed. so i built a wall of plants to deter this from happening.
assholes moved the plants to continue partying on the roof
the plants grew a little.
then they died.

challenge accepted.

pop rocks?

a coworker of mine found this in her desk... it's chocolate... not concrete. vomit.

pistole. launch. bang bang.

omg. found the coolest new thang! these necklaces are like totally gonna be real popular soon, and the designer is rad! she's like, well, she's me. scope it out here to get one.

gives me goosebumps every time.

favvvvvvorittttttte version ever.

unsettling.

cried the un-stealth rapist.

hitchhiking = dangerous.

you go boi!

dear blogspot...

i'd really use you on, probably, a tri-hourly basis if you had an iphone app. if you could get on that, it'd be greatly appreciated. thank you. good day. - felicia

fancy dogs.

krift dogs opened up in brooklyn and i think i need to go there tonight. who's in? if you're not, you're a stupid idiot.

old and still in love.

i, unfortunately, feel like this could never be me, which is really sad.

maybe it's time for a helmut.

seriously considering it.

"city kitties"

as if. a ran ran across my foot the other day. and i was ok with it.

thank you tyler. for this gem.

i thank my lucky stars that my room mate, tyler, sent this to me. for countless reasons. which i won't go into.

neglect and abandonment in brooklyn.

3am: walking home from a bar after a long wait for shuttle buses replacing subways, cold and alone, dying to urinate... i simply had to stop to document this sad, sad sight. this bunny, which must have, once, taken up more room than it's child owner, on a bed, had been discarded. and discarded shamefully in the street. poor guy. hopefully this picture, placed on the internet will be an undying legacy, regardless of his destiny.

at least it wasn't at a food court...

my boyfriend, or as i call him, my lub, likes to propose to me frequently... the proposals are usually along the same lines of informality of this one... hence, why i love him so much. he makes me laugh.

suck on it. and by it, i mean the napkin.

this squirrel found a napkin covered in burrito remnants near me, scooped it up and headed up a tree... to suck all the goods off. look closely.

pirate patch pitbull on petfinder

i went to the pet store during adoption day... i saw this guy in a binder and i wannnnnnnnnnnntttttttt himmmmmmmmmmmmm

on ≠ in

the peas i thought i was buying were green... the peas i bought were pink. i did not eat them.

i must be hormonal... cuz this made me cry

it's a friggen cat food commercial.

now you got to offer me's a drink of gin.

this is my go-to song i sing when alone in the apartment or walking down an empty street...

this is how my mum taught me!

career first, husband after... have your own back.

what was so astonishing this day?

i must have done something drastic to get this reaction from all convos... but what!?!>!> i feel like i'll never know.

nothing to say except. i like.

high noon.

i have a strange addiction to guns for someone who's never shot one... my friends are amused by it...i also have a need for notebooks. this is all very fitting.

irina werning - instant hit in my book! or, photo album.

my room mate introduced me to an awesome photographer about twelve minutes ago, who recreates old photos... i looked through the page and immediately sent the link to several people i know before blogging it...i hope she, the photographer, doesn't mind i've reposted her work... because i'm urging everyone i know to check out her, irina werning, work... you can scope it out here

thomas edison... a crazy cat lady?

i don't think there needs to be anything written for this one.

reposting my favorite blog. and favorite movie. possibly of all time.

because. dang it. it's brilliant.

a shout out to strass

thanks for this awesome art piece... i love it... i still haven't hung it up... but i hope to very soon. i swear. but love love love. thank you.

looking for the cookie jar

sily dog. it's not up there. my puppy is quite acrobatic.

a fine thrift store choice

i almost bought this... but a picture says a thousand words...

poor sausage choice

i decided against my reg. bacon and went with sausage... that was a dumb idea. on both our parts.

living taxidermy

for halloween night i was taxidermy with real deer antlers, a handsome plaque and wallpaper outfit... it was a lot of hard work, very painful on the head and shoulders... not to mention, having to make your whole posse ride the subway because you can't fit in a cab.

no use crying over spilled milk

halloween 2010 for work i was "spilled milk"

eat your art out

in college i made a birthday cake for my bff danielle that mimicked her final collection

that's gonna stain.

i found this old picture of a paint spill i had in my childhood home... somehow, i didnt get in trouble for this... perhaps because you generally couldn't see the floor in my room and when we moved out the carpets were replaced anyway.

perhaps this is the reason the post office is going downhill.

four stamps on this package from my friend... and none of them got used... which ='s four free stamps for me.

beermerica.

no milk. no cheese. no eggs. no frozen pizza. no tv dinners. no icecream. no juice. no vegetables. but there's beer. this supermarket lost power in all there cooling devices, but brought in a back up for the beer.